Last night my phone rang:

me: "Yeah?"

some guy: [yelling, angry] "I told you to answer the phone properly, can't you listen when I tell you something? You wonder why you're always in trouble? Well, you managed to piss me off already."

me: [confused] "Huh? Who's there?"

guy: [still yelling] "You know damn well who this is!"

me: [even more confused] "No, actually I don't."

guy: [still yelling] "YOUR FATHER!!!"

me: [realizing what is going on, what with my father having been dead for over four years] "Err, that's kinda impossible."

guy: [suddenly very quiet] *gulp* "Christina?"

me: "NO! Sisko. Sisko Bruhns."

guy: "Oh my god, I'm soooooo sorry. This is so embrassing."

--- The same guy called twice more, although he was more careful about what he said.
Then the phone rang again:

me: "Nope, it's still the wrong number."

some OTHER guy: "... Err, this is the Telecom. I'm calling about your request to modify your contract."

*headdesk*

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